Backdated to I forgot if we were & if so when?? must search pm's.
Random Event: Sven, you come too close to a well-defended owl nest.
Surprisingly for the aggressive youth, it wasn't often that Sven stuck his nose somewhere it didn't belong and actually got what he deserved for it. Today, however, his luck wouldn't go so well. His boredom had peaked, having not sought out company lately, and despite how much he wanted to be an adult; patrolling was damn monotonous. Nothing seemed to ever really happen, it was just him walking in one big irregular circle pissing on bushes and rubbing against the willow trees' bark. So when he came across the smell of feathers and shit, he couldn't help but forgo responsibility to play one of his favorite games; God.
The near-yearling miched his way to the base of the tree within which the nest was situated, staying low to the ground with his thick pale tail swaying behind him in anticipatory mirth. His gray eyes scanned repeatedly over the structure, trying to determine if there was any way he could manage his way up branch by branch to get to the winged beasties that lay inside. It was... sort of possible. More likely that he would break a bone or even his neck.
A scowl crossed his features and his tail ceased its eager movement when the realization began to dawn upon him that he may have gotten all excited for nothing. Still, giving up seemed premature without at least one good try, and anyways, didn't stupid little birds fall from their nests all the time? He vaguely remembered it being the case last spring. All he needed was to coax one out, maybe they were capable of curiosity? Stuck in his plotting, he didn't notice the sight of the protective parent owl baring down on him, and certainly didn't hear it.
The talons gripped his scruff hard enough to draw blood when the raptor's momentum tore them loose again, and a startled yelp escaped the boy as he spun around to face his attacker.
"The fuck?!" he shouted, snapping his jaws as his frantic and angered eyes searched the blue-white sky to see his opponent wheeling around to come at him again. Widening his stance and parting his fangs he readied himself for it, ready to meet the bird head on and rip it from the sky, and leaving himself open for its mate to make its move.
This time the talons raked across his scalp, narrowly missing his right ear, and dragging out another, now frustrated bark of pain. Two on one? That wasn't fair! his mind hollered, and it only took a third a dive bomb to convince the boy to stop holding his ground and move; but still it wasn't enough to chase him from the tree entirely. This was his land, after all, and once he figured out how to slaughter one of the demons, they'd be sorry they ever settled their spit-and-twigs bullshit home in it.
Each cut was so painful, that even when they didn't manage to get a grip and only grazed him, it was enough to make the boy jump and flinch and zigzag, and the whole ordeal swiftly dissolved into a very chaotic and loud scene of the Archer youth being chased round and round the tree's base, the owl couple darting through the air to attack him, and his scratchy young voice hollering expletives.
"Fuck! Get off! Piece of shit, fuckin' rats! Yeah, try that again, we'll see how-- FUCK, get back here! When I catch you, I'm gonna feed yer goddamn eyes to your shitstained little bast-- STOP THAT, FIGHT FAIR, y'fuckin' whores!"