It had been a while since he'd found much food laying around. The cold weather was killing all the plants and the domestic had been reduced to eating chewing sticks and trying to gnaw lichen off tree trunks and rocks like some big wooly deer. Even bare white bones were given a lengthy chewing, just in case there was some flavor left (there never was). His hunger made him short tempered so once again he had left Crash behind. While he didn't trust his brother with Maia, he expected him to uphold the sanctity of dibs, (if he only knew what had happened in previous instances he might not be so trusting this time, or any other).
Not for the first time, he wondered if perhaps he should journey north, towards the trees. If they kept on going east they'd hit a mountain and the last thing he wanted to endure was his brother's endless bitching about how much his feet hurt. Had he been more focused on where he was walking than the mountains that lay ahead, he might have spotted the gaping hole in the ground that signified a rabbit warren before his paw fell through the air and he thumped his chest and chin against the ground. If he had used his nose, he might have picked up on the distinct musk of a stoat before it latched onto his invading limb, sending him wheeling backwards screaming "Fuck! Fucking little fucker!"
Had he not been so thoroughly beaten for ruffling Reggie's feathers he might have thought to bite it back, and at least line his aching stomach. But he wasn't a bright boy. So instead, he continued to hop backwards, waving his stoat-leg in the air, hoping that eventually, it would let go and crawl back into the fucking hole it crawled out of.