with a familiar taste of poison
"Blast this damn snow!" Kage practically screeched from the mountain. It was every damn where! Between his paw pads forming painful little ice balls, ice gathering on his whiskers, snow so deep his balls dragged in it! It was ridiculous. Unnecessary, even. Kagehide knew well the necessity for a good many things. Various poisonous plants had their uses for him whereas most would simply avoid them and find them useless or deadly. Kage found snow useless and deadly. To his good mood. It had fled the very moment he entered Relic Lore with all of its stupid, stupid snow!
What he wouldn't give for a warm, happy den right about now...
Or if his apprentice was on time...he wouldn't be up here freezing on his own! If Morganna went back on her promise...
He didn't know what he'd do. Piss on her caches, probably.
The silver male shook out his coat, flinging more snow from it as he stomped around the mountain, cursing his obscenities into the sky as if that would stop the shit from falling. Kage glared up at the heavy-laden clouds with accusation. "You got nothing better to do than hover over me?? Go somewhere else!" he snarled, as if threatening the weather would change its course. A few months until spring, he reminded himself. Just a few...months. He could make it. A few months wasn't bad...
"ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!"
A few months was forever.