Despite the weather, Leith knew it had come to be his favorite season: spring. Oh what a beautiful season, the birds were chirping, the snow was thawing and the ladies’ booties became particularly…bodacious. He had a particularly strong sense for this season, sort of like a bloodhound towards their mark. Once he latched onto that sweet sweet heat, he was a goner. He’d schmoozed his way into many a bedfellows company over his nearly 3 years of life, so he considered himself an aficionado at wooing.
Too bad he was surrounded by a bunch of heckin’ dudes.
Leith had hardly seen head nor tail of any lovely women, instead keeping company in the big sausage fest that were hiS brothers. Sure, he loved them or whatever, but there was something about a woman’s touch that just...was. His lack of feminine contact, mixed with the vulture that was circling over his head as he wound his way through the watery landscape, made him want to tear his fur out. He stopped with a huff, tilting his head back to narrow his emerald gaze at the scavenger. “OI, WHY DONTCHA STOP FLYIN’ LIKE UH NINNY AN’ COME GET ME SOME DINNER FIRST IF YER GONNA BE UP M’ASS,” he called.